Too much information?
As of this morning I have used 636 tissues. I feel as if I have destroyed a small forest with my nose. No wonder it is so red.
Perhaps handkerchiefs would be a better option, if not for my nose, at least for the environment, but where am I going to get 636 handkerchiefs? And who is going to wash them? I'm certainly not up to it. Perhaps if handkerchiefs catch on as a environmentally-friendly alternative to tissues, someone will start a hanky-service. You know? Like a diaper-service but for noses rather than bottoms.
I'm not about to start such a business, but should you decide to run with it, you have my blessing. I'll take my cut in the form of hankies, say 53 dozen?
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