Friday, June 12, 2020

Truck Nuts

I have developed a new, and in my opinion, wonderfully all-purpose expletive.

Truck nuts.

Not the clearest picture, but I didn't want anyone to see me taking a picture of truck nuts.

It can be said with a sigh of tired exasperation.

"Ahhhhh truck nuts"

It can be used metaphorically.

"She's as empathetic as a barrel of truck nuts."

It can can be an exclamation of strong emotion.

"TRUCK NUTS! Someone stole my bike!"

It can be used as a dismissal.

"Why don't you go play with your truck nuts?"

And as an insulting name.

"Hey! Truck Nuts! Clean up after your dog!"

Of course, as with any expletive, use with caution.  You wouldn't want someone to come after you swinging a set of truck nuts.


  1. HA HA HA!
    And did you notice... those balls have been secured to the truck with a chain?
    Get it?
    And, as I was writing this, I heard behind me, "holy truck balls!" in regards to a matter having something to do with the explosion of snails in the aquarium.
    I think it'll be our new household expression. Thanks for sharing!

    1. I did notice the chain, but I didn't make the connection.

      Good luck with the truckload of snails.


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