Those of you who have commented on my posts know that I review comments before they are published. It does make things a bit inconvenient, but I do this so I can eliminate comment spam before it reaches my page. It seemed like a wise precaution when I set up this blog. I didn't want to be flooded with ads for porn, penis enhancement or cheap pharmaceuticals.
The expected flood never arrived, so I've been considering dropping the comment moderation. I thought that after a year and a half spam-free blogging it should be safe. Nothing like tempting fate.
This morning I received this rather cryptic comment from an anonymous reader, "IT IS A VERY NICE SUGGESTION, THANK YOU LOTS!" Not a particularly mysterious comment on its own, but I hadn't made any suggestions in my post about duck eggs. Curious. Rosiecat had offered some insightful advice. I wondered if the reader was responding to her comment. It seemed like a reasonable explanation, and I was just about to approve the comment when I noticed the blue line. A link! It must be SPAM!
Of course, I had to investigate. I don't have enough readers to risk offending one by rejecting a legitimate comment. I clicked on the link and thong-clad bottoms leapt onto my screen. Yep. It was a spammed comment alright. Now I know that people other than friends and family are aware of this blog. Somewhere in the blogosphere there's an anonymous purveyor of naughty images who knows I exist. Does this mean I've arrived?
I chose not to share the comment. I'm of the opinion that the owners of such cellulite-free fannies couldn't possibly eat, and as such their comment was irrelevant. It is a food blog after all, but because I don't want anyone to feel cheated by my choice, I've included the picture below for anyone who might be in the mood for a little tail. I think it suits this blog's theme perfectly.
Thanks once again for the awesome photo Dad. I knew I could count on you!
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